Best jokes ever! ;) haha

1. Two guys were in a car stopped at a red light. The light finally turned green, but the driver didn't notice.
The passenger said, "Er, it's green."
After a moment, the driver responded, "A frog?"

2. What's green and jumps?

A frog!! (groan!)

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What's green and red?

A very mad frog.

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What's green with red spots?

A frog with the chicken pox!

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What's green with bumps?

A frog with the measles!

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What's black and white and green?

A frog sitting on a newspaper.

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What's green and dangerous?

A frog with a hand-grenade.

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What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?

A frog sandwich!

 

3. A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your girlfriend for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of fun with a beautiful princess for a whole year and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for girls.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

4. Baby Frog: Mama, who is smarter- a chicken or a frog?
Mama Frog: We are of course!!
Baby Frog: How do you know?
Mama Frog: Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog?

5. 

Top ten signs you might be a frog.

You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup

You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly

French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you

Bug lamps appear to you as a curse

On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address

Kermit is your idol

You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit

Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times

You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium

France is the evil empire to you

6. Two frogs were crossing the street:
First frog: "Hey, Look out!!! CAR!" ***squash!!***
Second frog: "Which car?" ***squash!!***

Well weren't they great jokes. :D